Ask her if she’s sexually attracted to llamas, and if she says she isn’t, tell her she just hasn’t found the right llama yet. He’s out there, waiting. Then bombard her with llama photos and tell her not to be such a fucking bigot.
it upsets me to no end when people say that classical music is “calming”
i can find a piece of classical music for every emotion that i can think of
and there are many emotions ive found in classical music that i dont even have a name for because thats the only place ive felt them
it makes me sad that not everyone is capable of experiencing that
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
4. rub chapstick on a scantron and the machine wont be able to mark your answers as wrong
4 is the key to life in highschool, holy shit
I need 4 to be tattooed on my soul.
Are you kidding me why didn’t I think of that wow